So yeah, I was on my way up to band practice yesterday with Dan and it was a stonker of a day so we decided to get ice creams. Now I’ve always been a massive loop the loop fan, surpassed only by my love of feasts (in particular mint feasts) but since it was so hot out I vouched for the more refreshing option of a tried and tested loop the loop.

I’m sure this isn’t groundbreaking news to most of you but I just have bring to light the crime that is todays loop the loops. The loop the loops I remember were rectangular, and chunky and a solid eat! now, they have slowly but surely whittled them down to rocket-shaped piss-takes of their former selves. Not only that, but they are generally narrower and the sections of ice cream seem to have been compressed together even more than usual to make it even smaller still.

So two fingers to HB for being greedy bastards. Bring back the old ones!

If you have recently been vexed by shrinking confectionary, please, let us know!

Any rant is a good rant.

:D